A familiar admin was presented for a joke of humor a vibrator with the inscription "for the wire". Well, to not bother himself - with such a hint ;) He now holds it in his chamber on the monitor.
One day he told me: I met his boss in the hallway and said "O, yyyy, digitize me quickly this text". And it gives the text: on ten sheets, and all fly away (the scratches, see, ended up with someone). YYYY took the sheets, sprinkled and postponed for later. It is the first thing that has come to pass (clear).
The boss enters: Well, where is the text?
YYYY: I haven’t had time yet. But I just gathered. honestly!
The boss (see the stack with the object placed on it): Yes, I see...