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 23.12.2009
The Litania:
There was a curious case with me in my childhood, related to the German language.In school I taught English, the teacher fell ill that day, and our group was sent simply to sit down at the German lesson.There was a poem for moms to be taught on March 8.The student said with respect:"Here you will come home and say:"Dear mommy, and now I will congratulate you in German!", mommy will hear and she will be happy!!!!!Write down the words!!"...I also recorded, as I heard.. brought home, solemnly pronounced "Mommy, and now I will congratulate you in German!" Mom was vigilant and as I seemed, even scared a little....(Somewhat sinister this phrase sounds, if you think) But I was ripped up, I got full of lungs and read with a great pathos: "Meine Mutter - a pitbester!!!!And then I forgot, my mom was hysterical. The word entered the family annals and we and sister were still talking to each other for a long time))) What will you take?

P.S. After 20 years, I finally realized what it means))nothing terrible:"My mom - you are the best", only and all)))
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