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 10.03.2008
Recalled the story of the service button from 07.03.



Colleagues from Dnipropetrovsk told eight years ago.

They performed an urgent order: the cowboy left somewhere for a month, decided

Instruct an emergency alarm. They put, set, gave up, like everything else.

By the way, only calls the day after three maidens: save, several times in the day.

day calls the police, checks the object on alarm, when checking all

is normal. I went out, checked all the sensors, everything was okay, but a day later

The same call again.

Accidentally, one of the employees hears a sound behind a closed door.

Breaking the glass. Further studies showed that in the house lived

A healthy cacao. When the installers set up the system, they

used a tester to adjust glass destruction sensors. The bird sound

He liked it and began to repeat it regularly. The way out was found in

Cover the bird with a black cap.



The story continues: After six months we visited this employer,

I asked how the bird lived. All right, only new.

play: you cover the bird, and it begins to mimic the sound of the play.

The guard.
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