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 04.01.2010
When buying a bumerang, make sure it is small and light (usually made with a cross, have a small mass). If you buy a bumerang in the form of a bullshit (there are very large and quite heavy), then a compelling request, first check out on the street how it is calibrated (should be returned precisely in the hands, a minor error is allowed) And, BILLY ONLY THEN LAST LEAVE IT FROM THE WINDOW OF YOUR APARTMENT!
(c) Without respect, the neighbor who greeted the new year by clogging the window with his pillows.
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