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 05.01.2010
Here you are all with your "sleep in your hand"...Fignia is all)
Prehistory: we live with a guy with parents, sleep on the first floor of a two-storey single bed (not always). Yes, this is the same, compared to sex, in which the whole of Kamasutra rests.
Story: I am sleeping, I mean. In the dream I play well just with amazing graphics and video settings in NFS. And I still see that I’m not playing on the keyboard, but with the joystick. I’ve been chasing the police all night and winning race after race. I wake up in the morning. With a joystick in hand (yes, exactly what everyone should think about).
A guy wakes up and begins to boast about what kind of dream he saw and how many cool girls he had time to spend the whole night there.
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