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 08.01.2010
This morning I wake up from the fact that someone pronounces the words “ears-ears-ears-ears”, “nose-nose-nose-nose” and something like that. I get up and check what’s going on. It turns out that it is the mother waking up her sister. The sister does not want to wake up at once, so the mother wakes her in parts - first the ears, then the nose, etc.
I ask :
Did you wake me up like that when I was a child?
What I get the answer:
and no. You did not want to wake up in this way, so I just stuck your nose with your fingers. Breathing became nothing and you woke up immediately.)
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