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 08.01.2010
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In short, people found one place where they could accumulate a lot of mineral.
But there was a problem: there was constantly a herd of some blue zebras.
And then they painted a man under a blue zebra (or the skin on him, the avatar is called) and sent him into the herd, so that he could learn to say in zebra: “Ladies and gentlemen! A moment of attention! Wait after me, I know where there is a lot of delicious!".Woooot.And this men, instead of doing business, ran along with zebras on the grasslands, roasted the akki horse, and ran until he had overtaken the most clay cabbage. And when it was time to dig a mineral, he became eager to realize that he was sleeping with a cockroach, and instead of pulling out the taboo, on the contrary, pulled them to tap people. This is how justice and democratic principles prevailed on a separate pasture.This is if in short, and in general "Avatar" a very beautiful film :)
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