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 10.01.2010
A: We have a mouse. The sister saw her and until the night she stood in the middle of the room on the board, afraid to fall asleep. How to remove them?

B: A special adhesive is sold. They are soaked with a cardboard, a tap is placed in the center and all this is placed in the places of the "walking" of the mice. True, when the mouse gets caught, it remains alive and complainingly feeds... it has to be pursued.

Q: Since the cat cat and mice catch badly, the parents decided to try this glue. The mouse, as it should have been, first attached to the board, then the cat reached it and pulled it away, but the mouse attached to the cat - so they ran up until they were cut together with the wool.
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