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 19.01.2010
Gaishnik stopped the boy on the entrance to the city the day after the New Year. Naturally, all the tubes for the check of alcohol had already been spent.But Haishnikov seemed that the guy was drunk and he took him to the stationary post. Following is the following (Haishnik - G Manzik - M):
G - here you have a chicken blow it up, and I smell.
M is OK. Blowing the Kucks
It smells, it smells like nothing smells.
You have a tough job, boss.
Did you serve it yourself?
No, I was not taken into the army.
G is what?
I have tuberculosis.
The haishnik was in shock, the man told him three times, the haishnik joked - he did not believe.
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