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 12.03.2008
I went to the cinema for the movie "I am a legend". They said - terrible pipe like.And here the scene starts typically "all the pipe is so quiet, but here the pipe is already something out of the corner as it jumps out".Affrozh Will Smith on the whole screen - breathes, rotates balls.
Here from the back rows is distributed a compressed chrip -"боооольннноо.."
Herase Dolby Surround I think.
Will Smith steals further, sweats all over.The same shrimp from the rear, but already with a stir - "sickness.."
The guy! All of it! On the screen "a loud pedestal" - the creatures jumped out.
Creatures - "BLUAAA-gay-!"
Women's voice from the back rows - "Oh MAA!"
The man’s voice from the back rows – "Anya! The Scuckle! Leave the eggs! It hurts!and "
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