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 01.02.2010
The case with me at the university. I sit, bored, from nothing to do started with big letters, a red bright marker to write on the A4 sheets all kind of shit and show those who are sitting far away, so that the teacher did not notice... wrote a lot of different inscriptions ranging from compliments to fellow students, ending with the inscription "Open!" and a lot of all kinds of things.
Seeing him slowly approaching me, I sharply turned all the leaflets with inscriptions down and sat down with a clever look.
He: What are you doing?
I: Nothing Victor Sergeevich. I listen to the lecture.
And then he turns one of the sheets on which the big fat font "What do you see?"
Rjać waves rotted around the audience)Sam pred rotted to tears=)
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