I work in a sports store.
There are two types of chess: Which one is the best? They ask.
Show them the most real souvenirs.
They are: OK. Pack and pack.
I open the box, check all the figures, count again. Everything is OK there. And before I close, I answer them: full set, all OK.
So they shout out to me in faces full of horror and broken hopes: how is everything okay? They are all different there!!! to
Well, at least I didn’t ask why half the black...