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 09.02.2010
The situation - the girl (d) has allergies, she and her boyfriend (p) at the doctor's appointment (c)
A: allergy to the cat, but even more to the horse

Q: Fuck, and we just wanted a horse.

A: And you still have hair for dogs, they can’t either.

Q: Can no one do anything?
Don’t worry, we’ll fish.

A: It is not possible. Food is the strongest allergen.

Q: Can you fish?

A: And hamsters too, because of the strawberries and bedbugs. A turtle can.

Thanks, I don’t need a turtle.

A: Generally speaking, it is time for you to have a child. You seem to have
Few concerns
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