I went to a well-known store and needed some connectors. Dialogue with the seller:

I need such connections.
Q: Unfortunately it is not available.
I: I know, I am on order
Q: Okay, let’s form it now.
I: Delivery time 1-2 weeks, as written on the website?
P is yes.
Q: Can’t you do it faster?
P: It can be.
I: And what do I need to do for that?
Q: And you will ask.
Q: Can I do it faster?
P: It can be. You can pick up Monday at 9 a.m.
I: O_o

That is how we work. No joke is boring :)