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 12.02.2010
My kids have a favorite game: “Bip-Bip is racing.” A childhood quotation. Among other tasks, there is to earn money to buy new wheels. For this you go through various mini-games, for which they give coins. But there is also a simple way: you collect bottles on the Autograd, “give” them and get money.
Next, I think you guess...
At the entrance, next to the bench, always filled with neighboring grandmothers, someone left a bottle... And my twins on the whole yard (and quietly speaking – it’s not as ushensky), in two voices: “Mom, look, a bottle! Take it quickly, we will rent it and buy new wheels for the car or we will go to the carpool!"
I quietly explained to the child the difference between play and life.
But in the evening at our daddy, on the way home, three people sympathetically asked, and not if he lost his job.
I suspect they will bring food tomorrow...
C is someone.
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