Ir: Hi)))))))) How are you?))
Vas: Normally, only the ribs hurt.
Ir: Oh... and what happened?
Vas: Yes, a new shopping center has opened at us, we and a friend went to see how there was. And every time we are together, we get "Who_does_do it".
Well we stopped near the toy department and the thought comes to me (these are always terrible moments) I tell him that I would go to the box, I wait a little, and take from the toys a German plastic helmet, a machine, and a rubber knife. A knife in my pocket, a helmet on my head, a machine in my hand...I go to the box and shout: “It’s a robbery!” All on the floor face down, chase the money faster, shit. Here the guards approach me (not very determined) I catch a friend, put a knife to my throat and scream that I have a hostage.
Ir: O_o Daa...
Vas: I am thinking now. Go to them to ask for a recording from surveillance cameras or wait until it appears on YouTube.