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 15.02.2010
by Alexandr:
A friend gave me an example on account of my woodiness that I don’t go down from the HP to the seven: someday a girl will come to me and ask me to set the seven, and I won’t know how and what.

by Paul:
in the last 2 visits of girls with wheel settings were approximately as follows:
I am 18 years old, a cute young man, - her 20+ husband went to work, it was itching, my husband was a police colonel... so I don't get itching. She all cares and I convince myself: "I am gay I am gay"
by Paul:
Well, and the last visit - the girl baked the cake and fed it to me while I winded the windscreen.
by Paul:
For the next four days I was lying in bed with terrible poisoning.
by Paul:
I thought I would shake my brain.
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