Another “genial” explanation. Orthography and punctuation are original.

Explanatory to the Principal Doctor of the Regional Hospital
I, a thermal engineer, was assigned the task to the dwarfs from the RMM to bring the stand in the working state in the 3rd hospital.
At the same time, they should not have burned anything, because I did not give them such instructions. However, these goats, on the eve of the fucking with a stand, attached to the basement an old, dirty, oily fucking and placed it carefully under a fucking stand, so that the sparks did not fly, but fell directly on this, no-one-needed fucking.
When the dots from the RMM began to bring the herer's stand into working state with the help of a welding machine, down on the fuffayka, like a New Year's fireworks, sparks flew and I wandered from this picture, remembered the difficult childhood, and like a lamb, quietly settled on the picture of the fire. Then the smoke began to fill all the floors of the 3rd hospital. Panic arose and I, in order not to look for further adventures on my ass, quietly went off. Fuck, it won’t happen again.
Heat engineer A.V.