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 16.02.2010
There is a woman working in the company (a blonde). Here she also works and her boyfriend now looks like a former (hereinafter a Boyfriend). This guy is always shaved dressed with a needle behaves as a white-handed well typical "Metrasexual".
  Well we sit down for lunch and ask "Blondine, guy is your metersexual?and "
The blonde turned red, embarrassed and seriously said - "No, he (boy) is not like him, he just has a lot of friends."
We start roasting who is just hicking who is already drowning. The blonde understood what she was walking and added "No, I didn't understand the word from the first time. Now it all settled. And so unexpectedly continued - "It looks like he is metrosexual and in fact there is a long way to the standard 15cm!".
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