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 18.02.2010
Why did you roast like a horse yesterday?
Armed Forces!! I was in the police yesterday – a request for the restoration of the passport was written. I sit, I wait for a reference, here from the rack of mint standing next to it is delivered "Cola, catch it!!! He ran to the right!! Right to fuck!! Not there!! What kind of clock are you holding on the other side of the clock?!" At this moment my districtman comes out and gives me a certificate, I quote: "the citizen’s data is that he really addressed..." well, I tick him in "he" and I say:
I: I'm going to get it, but they won't get stuck on the passport table?
Sorry, I’m in trouble with Russian.
I am 0_o
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!! to
Armada: Then I was killed by a fifa overwhelmed with crumbed papers and, under the dictatorship of an extremely fierce mint, re-writing the statement about the theft of the bag for the 12th time with the words, “Well, how can you not know what is Atrium and Dolce?” Gopniks sitting in a cage and depicting a bunch of monkeys became the last drop... Today I will take a camera there)))
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