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 15.03.2008
Oleg: I tell her about the machine she is about children

I’d better have the machines :)

Oleg: I am presenting you with a small machine in diapers.

Lisa: And if I had taught them the oil at the right time and place to pour :) Rice would have wiped them with a towel :)
I switched off at an hour of the day before reading the book.

Not a book, but instructions

How fun it would be to walk.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I put it in a sandbox.
Gave a piece of metal...and let it pull out...
Stalin pulled the bullshit...And he sits in his place...
The ideal child.
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