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 08.03.2010
After the night shift, my wife and I went for a walk in the shops, the action was delayed, so we came home after lunch. I finally went to sleep, my half lay next to the goal "so that my sun would sleep better"
I fell asleep... She slipped over me and went to cook dinner, I saw in a dream it felt somehow seriously and I dreamed of our love consolations:
kissemso, hugemso, I am on the back, she goes down... gets the TORKU!!! And the crush!! The Fuck! I jumped to the ceiling, and the sounds did not go anywhere, so from the kitchen and fly. 5 minutes later, feeling the content of the cowards, squeezed into myself and remembered that my girl decided to prepare me a salad there somewhere, where to crush everything.
I was really overwhelmed!!! to
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