You want to believe it or not, but it really was.
Conditional reduction – jopper ---ZAZ 965 in the commonplace "GORBATY"

Some time ago, in the year of 90-91 he was riding a gorbat jopper from the cemetery of the MKAD.
In the car 5 people, not that that would be boring, but, say, not fun.
Who knows from the Trade Union on the inside side of the MKAD is a long flight, at the top of which we were at a speed of 75-80 km / h.
Later, we heard a few whispers and saw on the right a red jopper in which a classic grandfather was sitting with a clever smile and a fairy beard.
Without saying anything, sheets on the floor. I was burdened, but I went. Everybody is awake.
He is on the right, I am on the left. The cars are the same, who had, knows 128 ceilings. I did not go faster.
At this speed his empty began to lag behind, but grandfather did not fail, went to the end.
Rare side cars, not immediately realizing what is happening, gave up the lane and then watched the show with excitement. The whisper of the suitcases resembled the sound of the wind in the storm.
At the bottom there was a surprise – a haishnik with a gun.
did not wait.
Under the cheerful biking of the cars that had caught us, we stopped and left. My grandfather told me to be silent. He said he will do it himself.
has arrived.
A minute later he approached me with the haishnikov and asked me how fast I was driving and what speed his radar recorded?
What my grandfather, interrupting me, replied that he was a violator, as he tried to overtake me and was driving at a speed of 61 km / h, and I was driving exactly 60 and irritated him with this.
When asked whose 128 km / h on the radar, he replied that we were driving from the hill and he measured upwards, and then the helicopter flew.
He looked at the passengers. Kolka (my passenger) entered the first – honestly, honestly, we were still air from propellers to 40 stopped...
It should be paid tribute, but then the Haishniks were the same people as we were.
Everyone was roaring in the voice, including the haishnik.
After resting, he smiled and said that the next time he would twist the nipple in both and take the calls.