It was long ago. We went to Cyprus with my brother and mother, my brother is 5 years older and the only one of us speaks English at least somehow. We walk in the water park, we cannot find a shower. We approach the brother to the rescue, they are there, logically, every mountain stands, all of them in good shape, burned, dark-haired, Cyprus, hule. My brother gives:
Were they from Zeus?
Theoretically I confused Shawa with Watter, but not the essence. The savior looks at him like an idiot and asks. Brother repeats the question. So it continues four times, after which the rescue takes off the dark glasses, splashes and says "The fool, you are Russian?"

The shower showed.