An old Jew sits on a wing and watches his grandson playing in the courtyard:
This is a miracle, this is a boy, our monkey! I would know for sure that he
My grandson...
His son, the father of the boy, heard these words:
Dad, and how do you, sorry, understand? You know about my wife.
Something like that?
The man reassured him:
No, not about yours.

by Andrew (c)