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 16.03.2010
I gathered here for a doctor to a girl, well, I run for a gift, a bouquet, a drink... So while I was dressed, I met an old acquaintance, he says - I know a store where flowers and drinks are sold. We go there and what I see: there are flowers, and under them a shelf with drinks in this order (the drink stands on the bottom row and falls under the flowers):
1st Rose and a bottle of beer
2nd 3 roses (a better bouquet) and champagne
Three A bouquet (there are roses and lilies, short a very beautiful bouquet) and a bottle of wine, and quite good.
4 is They are worth some half-powdered nails and 2 flaws of vodka of 0.7l.
So here’s what I’m thinking, Toli Sanya got stuck to this marketing move like this...

by Minik
Source: http://bash.im
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