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 24.03.2010
The 10 Commandments of the Computer:
The computer doesn’t have to work well.
The computer does not need to work.
The computer does not owe you anything.
The computer is always right.
The user is always right, but the computer doesn’t know it.
If the user is wrong, it is the user’s problem.
If the computer is right, it’s also the user’s problem.
If a user trusts the computer, he is not a user.
If the computer doesn’t turn on, it’s not his fault.
If the computer does not turn off, it is a server.
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