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 20.04.2010
Healthy, are you doing it?
Batteries are crushed
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ууу:Yes, fucking in the kitchen of the cat, on which the inscription "Christ has risen" (from the grandmother, who lived before)
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uyy: I wake up at night, I hear the whistling of water and whistling... I think the writer of the pipe broke... I run to the kitchen, there is no light (the house is shaken, the light and the elevator are constantly cut off)... I touched the candle and I sat with it behind the batteries I watch ( the sound from it went). Everything is fine, as if there was a noise...Let’s sleep.
In the morning, the wife, does not talk... the wound did not argue... tried, it turned out she heard a noise in the night, went out to the kitchen, and there I am naked, on my knees, in my hands with a candle at the battery with the inscription "Christ Rises" ))))))) grit in the tigar back, squeezingly became thought I became a fanatic or lunar))))))))....and I came...embraced...heart crazy to crumble (more, I was almost embarrassed thinking that the battery was crazy))))))
I am a fan of the battery)))))))

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