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 21.04.2010
As a result of the eruption of the Mordor volcano with the hard-to-pronounce name Orodruin, which arose as a result of getting into the victim of a foreign object, followed by a number of local cataclysms. All flights of nazgûls, dragons and eagles have been cancelled for two weeks due to the rising cloud of volcanic ash. On the territory of Mordor, hundreds of tourists from Gondor, Rohan, Shira and other remote ends of the Mediterranean were stuck. Land routes of communication are blocked by caravans, on ships it is impossible to leave the area near the volcano due to the absence of sea nearby. In addition, the eruption of the volcano, which blocked the routes of communication between the countries, prevents a full-fledged farewell to the governor of Gondor Denetor, who tragically died a few days earlier. The king of Gondor, Eleazar, promised to resolve the situation in the near future.
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