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 22.04.2010
Yesterday, standing in the rain waiting for the bus, I thought about the futility and futility of everything. I’ve been working on Murphy’s law all day, and I’ll give you a few examples.

If you need to pay for something and you see several queues in front of you, then yours will move slower than the others.

It is in front of you will be the same fool on which the turn will stand. He will count the little things, cling to the cashier with stupid questions, raise a scandal, brake, recalculate... If he doesn’t, then the cashier will do it.

If you didn’t wait for the bus and went on foot, the bus will appear just when you don’t have time to get to it. Sometimes smokers only need to smoke to call the bus, but this bug of the matrix, the march was fixed...

You will get bored on the day when you decide to be honest with everyone.

If you are in a place of isolation with yourself, or taking a bath, or sleeping, and you have your phone ringing, it will ring for 15 minutes. And it will stop only when you bring the phone to your whirling mouth.

You know at least one pitch that they do not do at work, but get times more. For young people, this is a study. Stupid idiots, who write down everyone, and then ask for estimates, the results will be better than you, even though you have studied seriously.

Then there will be more examples, thank you for the attention, treat life philosophically =)
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