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 25.03.2008
In the sea for a fascinating walk will go catamaran “Dagomys”

In appearance, this ship is made of two hiking boats, but not small, and

He has a shared deck and a disco and a restaurant and bar, etc.

Once, in the late nineties, he was filming an episode of a film with Alexander.

Abdullah (the kingdom of heaven) in the main role. There were artists on board.

statistics, filming group, staff service, was and was simply

Respectful public from the side. And here, before the sail, to the trap

A brother with two bodies. Extremely drunk. They did not want to let him go.

But he went by somehow (a kind of money gave). They sat in the bar and played with their friends.

Some nonsense, he took another vodka, covered his eyes and ticked. and v

The restaurant ran out. The director explains to everyone – really drink,

Eat, have fun, get in shape... According to the script, Abdulov should have been

“Who is on the table, who is on the table, who is on the table, and who is on the table.

began to rehearse. Cascades are flying, chairs are swirling.

“Brother” opens his eyes, no body (already with musicians in the restaurant)

He goes looking for them, focuses his eyes, and Opa! wipes away.

eyes for confidence and sees in the crowd a familiar face from childhood,

All-popular favorite artist... Didn’t understand who dared to squeeze the chair? A is

Abdul was somewhat uncomfortable. and!! We are beating!! to

“Brothers” get into the crowd of events, and starts to scatter everyone, who

Under the table, who on the table, and who on board... The Cascades do not understand anything,

They are resisting laxity, for which they get... The administrator cries –

Stop to! What are you doing?!!! to

But the “brother” does not hear. He works “as taught” – “two”, “squeeze”,

The throw...

The guards fled. He was able to reassure him, but he had to.

He is lying on the deck, face down, two guards.

He was pressed, and the third poured a plastic mineral on his head.

The director shouts to him: “What do you do, here are the movies!”!”

The answer of the coming “brother” is unprinted, but translated from narrow.

In Russian it was: “What a film, Abdulov beats!”!”

On that day, nothing was filmed, after the flight was removed.

There were tables and a mountain party. Not literally, but somehow the operator joked:

Oh, if the light had been displayed earlier... such moments...)
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