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 25.04.2010
Standard dialogues in the gynecologist's office:
Do you have a sexual life?
and yes.
What are you protecting?
Nothing...
You seem to be pregnant.
From where?! to
You won’t believe it, but there are kids from sex!(I know a gynecologist))).Well, it is a long time to see these astonished eyes and send on the abortion of young girls!Think, see!The guys don’t care now, and tomorrow they will be your wives (they will, will not even guess...)And you will, in dreams of children, both beat the thresholds of hospitals and work on medicines...Your HEALTH IN YOUR HANDS!Take care of each other!
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