You live in Novosibirsk if:
The street in your city crosses itself.
Kirov Street is in the October district, Kirov Garden - in Leninsky, Kirov Museum - in Railroad, Kirov District - in Zaeltsovsky, Kirov Square, as it is believed, in Kirovsky. In your city there is a street of Lyshchynsky, on which there is no building.
In your city there are the squares of Pimenov, Lunintsev, Kondratyuk, engineer Nikitin, Lyshchynsky, Rajsovet, Trubnikov and Energetics, but you have never heard of them... although you pass through them every day.
You have never heard of the street "Block-post", but it exists in your city!
In the Tupics there are such personalities as Ciolkovsky, Vojkov, Grekov, Державин and Krasin.
You work from nine in the morning, but you know that if you leave for an hour before the start of the working day, you will be late for one and a half hours, and if you leave for one and a half hours, you will arrive an hour earlier.
You often call your city simply Ansky.
You know that the best team in the world KVN was in the NHU.
If you call the bordures – rebricks. In this case, you can also be a Peter.
Your city is compactly located between Lower Yeltsovka, Upper Yeltsovka, just Yeltsovka and Zaeltsovka.
One in ten cars in the city is not Japanese.