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 26.03.2008
The betrayal.

Beginning of semester. I publish a list of works that students will receive

Additional points. Someone who wants to be different, but there is. During the

Ten and a half weeks passed, including two guys not from mine.

The stream. At the end of the week, I decided to sit on the table.

What is that wrapped in paper? Hurra for money!

I counted 17 thousand. It doesn’t look like a bribe, it doesn’t seem like something.

Someone left it. They questioned, but no one confessed. In the next lecture

cautiously announce

Someone forgot something on my desk.

No one reacts or enters. I consulted with the employee, she

I thought it was a bribe. Maybe they try my crystal.

Testing the honesty?

Money is constantly attracting attention. He hid them in a safe.

But the thoughts about them turn. Especially because the need for money

Andrei, a fourth-year-old student, needs to be sent out urgently.

on a mission. I got a thousand in a pack. The distiller needs a new.

I took a hundred from there. Need a cartridge? must be. The paper again.

I bought...



Allow a small illyrical retreat here. We are here, in

In budget organizations, absolutely everything is bought through tenders. and this

The procedure is long and boring. If you want to buy a pack of paper,

announce a tender, hang on the internet, wait a certain time,

to identify the winner, send him the contract, list the advance, receive

My package, the rest... I’ve probably forgotten something. by V

At least two months have passed before the acquisition. not all

Computer, for example, a year ago, we bought from October to

of March. Dumb, damn... Computer, it’s okay, can wait. But all

The laboratory must be purchased for its own salary.

Unfortunately for my salary.



Okay, let’s not be sad.

In another week, I announce again on the lecture about the forgotten thing. Suddenly a student

Were you not at the previous lecture? No one reacted again.

I look at a piece of paper that contains money. A piece of black.

Laboratory work in physics. There is a name on the side. Maybe it is and

Is there my swing? Name is unknown. But not Ivan. A rare name.

I looked at the database - there is one in the second stream. Probably from

Those who came to me for a task. I find his phone, I call at night.

I am a student n.

It is me.

Did you accidentally leave me something?

I lost money to pay for a semester of study. Seventeen thousand.

What paper and what was the money in?

Thousands of papers wrapped in a draft of laboratory work.

Come and take.



That fucking justice to me.



Per this is a shameless truth? To be happy at least.

One to split?
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