The Russian tourist is confident that he does not want to encounter another Russian tourist in the hotel. But when he meets, he begins to communicate happily.

A Russian tourist is convinced that he has overpaid for the trip. Fortunately, there is always one in the group who paid the most.

The Russian tourist is convinced that tourism is not immigration. But leaving, he must say that "I would be happy to stay here".

The Russian tourist is openly confident in his racial superiority. But it is offended that greedy Germans are treated better than Russians.

A Russian tourist is confident that the Russians get the worst rooms in the hotel. From this thought he is distracted only by the fact that the sea here is dirty.

A Russian tourist is convinced that he will be deceived in an Arab shop. But when you buy something, you will have to laugh joyfully at the Russian records in the review book "Boys trade, Arabs - lohi".

Russian tourists believe that in Europe to rest better. But having calculated everything properly, he will go to Egypt in November on an olincluziv.

The Russian tourist is confident that all foreigners understand Russian, but pretend they do not understand. Therefore, in a difficult situation, you just need to speak loudly and persistently.