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 12.05.2010
Mom calls at work and says she has just been called and said, “Mom, I was driving a car with a friend and hit a girlfriend.”
I am in my hearts, thinking that she went for a divorce, I say that this is what is and you should not distract me with nonsense.
And she: "I understood everything myself, only you listen to it until the end. So he replied, and I replied, "Well, they shot down, they shot down, and they didn't forget to get it?"
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