After work, I sit in the bus, and next to me a drunk man, the conductor approaches and a dialogue begins:

Tag: pay for travel
Man: ("Worth 500r and says") give up
Look at less.
husband: ("Capsack in the pocket is worth 50p, gives to the conductor")
Man take money.
husband: get tired, I don’t want to get tired and take the white, leave it to yourself...
Cond: take the wife to put in...
Thank you very much, good woman.