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 16.05.2010
A big change in high school. There are a lot of teachers, but they are quiet. Everyone is busy with their business. Suddenly the door opens and a second-class student crashes.
by Alla Ivanovna! And what does Petka call me with bad words?! to
How about Serena?
and on “X”, and on “P”, and on “B”, and on “A”!! to
Go to class and I’ll talk to him.
The boy goes out. There is silence in the office.
But it does not last long. Everybody starts discussing something.
Attracted by the noise, the noise disconnects from the magazines.
What happened? What is the dispute?
What is the word on “A”? The rest understand! What about “A”?? to
Zavo thought about:
And the truth! Call him back.
He quickly brought the boy:
Tell me how he called you “A”!
He stands overwhelmed, but under such pressure does not stand and burns:
“Ahuel!“”
The teacher breathed relief, the boy was released.
Zavoch addresses to the class leader:
- And to you, Alla Ivanovna, I have already said that your children are not in good shape.
The grammar! Please pay attention to this moment!
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1005/o100515;1.html
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