I still remember with shame how I ate for the New Year... slipped in the corridor in Santa Claus costume... danced in one strip department... then sent the head of another department when he drank there, they were expelled from there... then went to the energetics, put some aunt on the table and forced her to tell a poem... then gave her a candy, which they took from the table... then Andrew took me out of the third department, I stood there with the girls.

It was my first year, I only worked for six months.
Shameful so far.