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 28.05.2010
The landlord told how the flag was played.

Retirement from the army is another process.
Years 3 we get nothing in the warehouses (at the exit we get money), compensation, holiday benefits...

What I’ll tell you is only happening in aviation. People have more free time. According to Marx, wealth of society. He was right here.
If you wait all day for permission to leave, then something needs to be done.
Someone is sleeping, playing cards – a special conversation, some are reading. But this caused suspicion among vigilant comrades, and the political secretary did not sleep.

Talk is not about that. Such an operation was prepared, waiting for a suitable candidate.
Imagine: a couple of flags running on the services with a circular sheet. Passing by the finch, our candidate sees another flag at the finance officer's office, slicking their fingers, recounting a thick pack of rubles.
This is what?
For the bath...
What kind of bath?
- We are superintendents, superintendents, we were relying on by charter for free.
Bathing in a soldier bath. We did not go, right? and no. That is 1800 rubles.
25 years.
The saliva flows and he sees nothing but that money. The fish knelt.
What to do?
Go to the financier.
– Aha...
1800 Re at the time is the "Ural" with a wheelchair, which in the neighboring village will be cut off with the hands for 2500!
-Comrade Captain, I would have 1800 for a bath.
The captain stretches out the paper:
Write a report.
Which one?
It can be in free form.
And how?
- Well, write: I, the praporchnik Nechiporenko, served in the army for 25 years and no
I was not in the bath once. Please pay compensation.
“Indeed, gold makes you mad.” (from the panic)
He writes with a shaking hand.
The captain puts a pair of seals and sends it to the saucer.
Why Why?
This is the order, then to me.
The poor flag, under the watchful eye of the observers, runs to the regimental doctor.
There are our people too.
The doctor invites the commission (this is the case), makes the flag dress up, and on this paper he writes:
The Commission in composition (Poll. Doctor, dentist, ear and throat nose, radiologist and gynecologist! By conducting an in-depth examination of the patient, he confirms that he has not washed in the bath for 25 years and deserves due compensation. Signatures and Prints.
The financier, satisfied with the paper, sends a flag to the chief of staff of the division. The floor above.

The headquarters of the division, the dog post (because it has everything: from combat training to the last drunkenness of the soldiers, theft, fighting, lack, self-shooting...), descends from the stairs of the flag with its paper, and the mat floats with a thick layer over the military town.
All the accomplices of the events have spoken. They were removed by November 7. Otherwise
13 not received.
Parrot
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1005/o100527;1.html
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