Prehistory: I live with my grandmother and grandfather, it is difficult to find a common language of course, but we try:) Grandfather always confuses words, looking for similar in pronunciation.
Story: I am sitting in a room, watching a telephone.
My grandfather came to me with a plate of pasta.
Do we have Scotch? He asks.
I am :
Emm, so is it. Are you narrow or wide?
He with a clever smile:
In the red, in the macarons :)