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 30.05.2010
How did you and Dan get home yesterday?
PS: I don’t even want to remember.
I hear that you’ve gotten wiped up again :D
WOW: we go home, more accurately half-earth, carried out in the dude, 4 in the morning, a deaf man, a lamp burns, decided to cross the road, just got out, suddenly from anywhere brake straight before Dan black Beha. He is crying "Where to fuck!“I fucked my foot on the car, two bodies 7 on 8 and 8 on 7 came out of the car, and I trembled in an instant, I think we are all dead bodies. Dan fell on the four and that it was squeezing, these two looked at him, so they crushed and sat in the car and fuck... When Dan explained what happened he fell on his knees (already completely sober) and thanked the Lord, they went on the courtyards, whispering all the cars :)
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