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 02.06.2010
My grandson – he is 3.5 years old – is a very lively, curious and sociable boy. I’m trying to develop it a little bit and during a walk last week explained why you can’t tear off the branches and leaves of trees and bushes. The tree is alive, it hurts.
And yesterday we go from the playground and see how the male gardener cuts the bushes with huge scissors, giving them shape. The child immediately "made a stand" and shouted:
Why do you do it, is it hurt?! to
I shut my breath: all my lessons are cold! However, the man turned around, looked around the little girl and calmly asked:
Does the hairdresser shave you?
“No,” said the boy, “my mother is cutting me.
It doesn’t matter who is cutting. The man was patient. Tell me something else:
Does it hurt you?
and no.
And if it hurts my hair, it hurts.
The little man immediately checked, grabbed himself for the chub and replied:
and yes.
- Well, - summed up the man, - so with the bush: if you knock, it hurts, and
If you cut it, not. In addition, after the cutting the bush, as well as the head,
It becomes careful and beautiful.
P.S A wise man was...
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