I wanted an apple. went to the store. there is a plate with red apples and underneath it two price markers "Green" and "I still don’t remember a shit". Are there any green apples? The seller says there is nothing. Please toss one. She weighs me a red apple. Seeing my shining eyes, he says. These are green apples. I - oh, slowly going crazy... She - well in the sense we ordered them as green, and brought these, the price is one, so we sell them as green... I sit and eat red green apples.

Suslichek