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 07.06.2010
xxx: And I once talked to a boy on the street (it was already dark). And he does not respond. I put my hand on his shoulder, and he’s stone. Here I stumbled. And it turned out to be just a garden gnome. They made all kinds of statues.

YYY: Well, you know, I wanted one evening a statue of Leonov on the Mosfilmovskaya subway.
A man stands in the dark and votes. When asked where, he was silent.
And I realized, shaded by a sudden guess – it is a monument!
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