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 08.06.2010
Egyptian mummy of Pharaoh Ramses II has received a modern Egyptian passport. In 1974, Egyptologists discovered that the condition of the mummy of one of the most famous pharaohs for some reason deteriorates very quickly – literally not by days, but by hours. It was decided to take her for examination in Paris. Apparently to accelerate the processing of documents, in order to avoid the registration of its export as a cultural value, decided to make the mummy a passport. In the passport was indicated the name of the pharaoh – Ramses, and in the column “Profession” stood “King” and the note “sick”. When the plane with the mummy landed at Le Bourget Airport near Paris, he was greeted with all the honors that are usually rendered when meeting a royal person.
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