There are in the wild ( not in our country) such animals - tupai. For example, a dumb ordinary (tupaia glis) or under another name - a wooden earthquake (in Google - who doesn't believe). In principle, it is just another species of rodents, and apart from the strange name they do not represent any value.

So why am I that... I have a girlfriend, a blonde, and she often says she’s a cat, or she’s a mouse, etc.
And I always want to answer her that she is neither a cat nor a mouse, but that she is just dumb. Really stupid.