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 11.06.2010
by painbay:
I need a car with a driver, class of car: Cross, Laurel, Crown, Cedric, not old year, clean top and in the cabin. There will be no jewelry.

The man:
Probox 4WD in 2007?Fresh car, inside plastic, cleaners. The norm?:) There are a lot of places. A lot of transport. The truth is part of it, but no less. It will be fun. There is MP3. He even reads discs. 2 of Dynamics. The summer tire. It’s almost new 2009 in the face.))))))))))))))))

by Ilya Muromets:
There is no car, but I can ride with you, clean outside, decent inside, fun, eat a little, drink a lot, but I control, I can even under a degree for driving, rights still no! I read poems, sing songs, dance dances, tell anecdotes, but sometimes not funny! Oh! I have a R-14 cap from a Toyota, I found it, I can take it with me...to write only in the face!
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