A letter dated March 15, 2005, written by the manager of one of the

located in the city of Reno, Nevada, major stores

Kmart and addressed by a certain Mrs. Fenton, who lives in

Tom is Reno.



Dear Mrs Fenton,



Over the past six months, our security guards have been

monitoring your husband’s behavior in our store. In the presented

The list below lists all violations committed by them, each of which

was captured by surveillance cameras, and we have copies of these

The film.



We have repeatedly given your husband verbal warnings during his

in our shop, each of which is later

has ignored. He responded to the warnings in a rough manner,

As long as my wife is shopping here, I will be here too.

to come.” Therefore, we are forced to prohibit access to our store.

You, your husband and your family.



The list below describes your husband’s behavior in detail.

The last six months.



June 15: Taking 24 packages of condoms and secretly placing them on carts

Other buyers



2 July: all the alarms in the department of goods for the home so,

Work with an interval of 5 minutes.



July 7: Tomato sauce made a footprint on the floor leading to the toilet



July 19: approached one of our employees and said in an official voice

"Code 3 in the home goods department" and then watched what was happening



4 August: appealed to the buyer service table with the request to buy

Credit one pack of candy M&M



September 14: moved the sign "Beware! Wet floor in part

shop where the floor is covered with carpet



September 15: Broke up a tent in the department of goods for camping and offered

other buyers to join it on the condition that they bring

with pillows.



September 23: When one of the employees of the store offered him

He started crying and asking, “When will you finally leave?”

“I am at peace?”



October 4: looked straight into the surveillance camera and, using it in the

Like a mirror in my nose.



November 10: In the gun department asked the seller if he knew where he was.

There are antidepressants.



3 December: with suspicious appearance sneaked around the store, singing loudly

From the movie "Mission Impossible"



December 6: in the auto parts department imitated the image of Madonna, using

Vegetables of different sizes



December 18: hiding in hanging clothes and when buyers

They tried to look at the things they were interested in, shouting, “Choose me!

Choose me!”



December 21: When an advertisement was made on a speaker in the store, he fell

He stood on the floor, took the embryo posture and shouted, “No! No is! Again those voices!



December 23: entered the sample room, closed the door, and, waiting a little,

He cried out, “There is no toilet paper!”



John Walker

The store manager