Case: There is a school next to my house. On the day when no one is there, boxers are held in the yard, directly outdoors. Here I go along this school and as always: the coach is sitting on a chair, wavering hands. Two boxers jump next to each other and struggle hard. I went by and suddenly the coach said to me:

Hey, what a girl, look at what eagles will protect you from the hooligans!

I gently smile and ask:

Why did you catch them in the heat? (The most sunny, in Krasnodar +35)

The coach smiles mysteriously and cries:

THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAA!!!! to